Professor Elemental
Welcome

Hello there! Welcome to the world of Professor Elemental. Sit down and I’ll brew you a nice hip hop number, stir in some comedy, then serve it with scones and a nice warm cuddle.

Who am I, you ask? I’m Professor Elemental, a unique and splendid hip-hop artist (though I say so myself). I host and perform at all kinds of shows, from children’s parties to burlesque, festivals to wedding parties. I also teach, as an experienced workshop leader with five years’ of experience. Yes, I’m a versatile chap who fits into a lot of places.

You can order my albums from this very site over at the Emporium, where you’ll also find some free downloads. And if you fancy coming along to see me live, then I’d be delighted if you could make it. There’s a list of upcoming gigs on this very page. Just scroll down.
If you want to find out more and maybe consider booking me, click to find out all about me.

Then pop on over here to see my latest misadventures and links to free stuff: News!

Other than that, thanks for dropping by. You look marvellous, by the way, and I love what you’ve done with your hair.

Professor Elemental


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Date Time Event Location  
Fri Jan 27 9:00 pm Club Pandemonia
Portsmouth more info
Sat Feb 04 7:00 pm The Retro-futurists ball
Preston Masonic Hall, Preston more info
Fri Feb 10 8:00 pm PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL VS MR B
Club Electro- swing, Paris, France more info
Mon Feb 13 8:00 pm Brighton Science Festival
the Latest bar, Brighton, UK more info
Sat Feb 18 8:00 pm Steampunk Under the sea!
the marlborough Theatre, Brighton more info
Sat Feb 25 7:00 pm Bell-a-go-go's steampunk show
TBC more info
Sat Mar 03 8:00 pm Sanity Valve and Professor Elemental
The Brunswick Hove more info
Wed Apr 11 7:00 pm Freestyle Fictionary Birthday Party
TBC more info
Thu May 03 7:00 pm Professor Elemental and friends
the marlborough Theatre more info
Fri May 04 7:00 pm Professor Elemental and friends
the marlborough Theatre, Brighton more info
Sat May 05 7:00 pm Professor Elemental and friends
the marlborough Theatre, Brighton more info
Sat May 12 11:00 am Steampunks in the Springtime!
venue TBC more info
Fri May 18 7:00 pm Professor Elemental and friends
the marlborough Theatre, Brighton more info
Sat May 19 11:00 am Waltz on the Wye
Chepstow, Wales more info
Sat Jun 02   Diamond Jubilee Celebrations
The South bank, London, UK more info
Sun Jun 03   Diamond Jubilee Celebrations
the south Bank, london, uk more info
Thu Jun 07 7:00 pm private party
  more info
Sat Jul 07 7:00 pm private party
  more info
Fri Jul 13 7:00 pm pivate party
  more info
Sat Aug 11 7:00 pm MISCELLARIUM
Seaburn Centre, Sunderland more info

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    • You were so awesome at the Edwardian Tea in San Francisco, please come back to the Bay Area again soon! Would absolutely love to see you again <3

    • Here's to hoping you are coming to Dragon*Con 2012! You were already on Dragon*Con TV, its time for an appearance!

    • Your music's great, and I think it's wonderful that you cast Rebekah Brooks in your videos.

    • You know what, I think the fine city of Detroit could use a show of yours!

    • Have you ever thought of coming down to the colonies for a show or two? It would be much loved and talked about for years to come!

    • Good Professor, You are simply delightful! Word of your talent has been whipping through my family at a rapid pace as one delighted generation introduces your Splendid (!) work to the next. We simply must see you perform in person. Please, please bring yourself to a location somewhere in Virginia or North Carolina! Alert me and we shall bring our entire entourage!

    • Don't suppose a trip to Chicago is possible? Land of food...and...um...buildings. yeah...that's it.

    • i demand that you come to san francisco. I'm sure that the DNA lounge would love to have you.

    • Sir! Sir's backing for "Steam Powered" is an entire verse longer than the original! What is one to do?

    • thanks very much- drop me a line via the ...erm.. 'drop me a line' page would you? I have been speaking to a few different chaps, but any further connections would be welcome.. as dragon con has gone a bit quiet...

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